Two sex scandals, one congressional district. First it was Mark Foley, now it’s Tim Mahoney. As John Stewart put it, “Florida’s 16th, you might know them by their slogan: Where Old Jews Vote for Perverted Irishmen.”

Paris Hilton continues her fake quest for the White House by seeking advice from another fake president. See you at the fake inauguration!

God has made us this promise: If we will commit our works to Him, we will succeed. Our lives can be enhanced by applying this, and by thinking optimistically. In Alaska we have mosquitoes; we also have the most beautiful mountains in the world. The choice is ours as to which we’ll focus on.

Gosh darn it! Hockey moms everywhere are so like, you know, really excited. Tina Fey again power plays Palin goodness.

Tina Fey brings her dead-on impression of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin once again to Saturday Night Live. Amy Poehler plays a dumbfounded Katie Couric.

Maybe it’s a bit of a stretch, but just a little. Don’t forget, it’s Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

Greta Van Susteren interviews Todd Palin and gets to the bottom of what you call the husband of a female governor.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (as Hillary Clinton) open the new season of Saturday Night Live.

Seven years later and the magnitude of the horror is undiminished. In memory of the souls taken that day.

The Daily Show offers it’s unique perspective on McCain’s pick of the Alaska governor.