Gabe hosts a party on ‘The Office.’

I knew there was a reason why I’ve never been a fan of “Glee.”

I mean, sure, there’s the fact that I never understood the idea of glee club when I was in high school, and that certainly hasn’t changed in the two-and-a-half decades since I escaped the hell that is high school.

Because of this, I’m one of the last remaining souls to have never seen a minute of the “It” Fox show — though my two teenagers incessantly inform me of what I’m missing.

Now I’m glad I held out after learning that when people get together to watch this particular show, really, really gross things happen.

Not exactly sure what the biggest gross-out in the latest episode of “The Office” was: Phyllis talking about getting bare with Bob Vance of Bob Vance Refrigeration; Dwight and Angela discussing their need to finish their “business transaction;” Michael adopting a fatherly role with Erin or Andy ralphing into the toilet.

In “Viewing Party,” the entire Dunder Mifflin staff is invited to Gabe’s to watch the latest episode of “Glee.”

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Pam and Jim have baby Cecilia baptized on ‘The Office.’

We’d all like to hop on that bus.

The bus that takes us far, far from here. The bus that takes us away from our jobs, our responsibilities, our lives.

We want to get on that bus to be the generous, caring, compassionate people we all, deep down, truly want to be.

Then we get a little nervous. Leaving everything behind, well, maybe that’s not such a good thing …

Maybe I don’t want to give up my life. Maybe I don’t want to give up my belongings. Maybe I don’t want to give up the stress.

And maybe, just maybe, three months of hard labor South of the border with a church youth group isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.

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Dunder Mifflin staff (from left) Meredith, Erin, Oscar and Ryan celebrate Halloween.

“Halloween should be a day we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.”

The author of these profound, thoughtful words? Gandhi? No. Martin Luther King? Hardly. JFK? Try again.

These words to live by were uttered by everyone’s favorite super-intelligent, super-special operative MacGruber, of course.

Well, not exactly the real MacGruber. More like Michael Scott as MacGruber, which doesn’t take away from the significance of the words.

In its latest Halloween installment, “The Office” continues a string of better-than-average episodes featuring Kevin as Michael Moore, Andy as Bill Compton and Gabe as a very-creepy Lady GaGa.

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Darryl and Andy form a band on ‘The Office.’

If you can’t beat ’em, hire ’em.

A business stealing a top-performing employee from its competition is not surprising. It is surprising, however, when it’s Michael Scott making such a solid — if slightly underhanded — business decision.

On “The Sting,” we’re introduced to Danny Cordray, the top salesman for Osprey Paper in Throop (gotta love those silly-sounding Pennsylvania cities), played by Sheriff Bullock himself, Timothy Olyphant. The last time “The Office” had a guest star from a late, great HBO show, Idris Elba of “The Wire” left his Stringer Bell charisma behind on the streets of Baltimore to play Charles Miner, Michael’s humorless Dunder Mifflin boss.

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B.J. Novak has a wish for a replacement for ‘Office’ cast mate Steve Carell, who’s leaving after this season.

Novak says he’s “always been a big believer” in “Eastbound and Down” actor Danny McBride but doesn’t know if the show will be able to get him.

“Eastbound and Down” is in its second season on HBO.

Novak also feels the show can go on without a replacement for Carell.

He says that “the greatest accomplishment we could have, the biggest success story we could have if Steve were to leave ‘The Office’ and we were as good as ever.”

Novak plays Ryan Howard on the show. Credited with writing 12 episodes, he has been with the show for its entire run. “The Office” is in its seventh season.

Andy leads a staff discussion on sex ed on "The Office."

In the most recent episode of “The Office,” Michael Scott is visited by Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

Well, he actually visited them, but you get the idea …

In “Sex Ed,” Michael is dealing with a health scare in which he believes the best course of action, of course, is to cover it up. With a moustache. Not just any old moustache. He chooses a big, ol’ Wyatt Earp moustache that he promptly drops into his coffee, revealing a “pimple” on his lip.

Michael doesn’t seem concerned, saying Avril Lavigne gets “pimples” all the time “and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”

While the staff expresses their concern for their boss, Meredith downplays the significance, saying she knows “tons of people” who have the STD. Meredith’s lack of moral fiber literally leaves Angela breathless. Read the full story

Andy takes center stage on "The Office."

Now, that’s more like it.

After the first two episodes of Season 7 of  The Office continued the disheartening trend of uninspired efforts from last season, the show bounced back with one of its best efforts in years.

And all it needed was Andy Bernard singing show tunes.

Whodathunk?

“Andy’s Play” opens with the star of the show and the cast from Sweeney Todd dropping into Dunder Mifflin for a pickup performance geared to gain interest in the troupe’s final performance at Scranton’s own Loose Screw Playhouse.

Erin is impressed, asking Andy if he had written the song. Not exactly surprising that our favorite dim-witted receptionist isn’t familiar with the works of Stephen Sondheim …

Andy is confident that if Erin comes to watch him perform, that she’ll fall in love with him and drop that loser Gabe.

“Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes,” Andy says matter-of-factly. “It’s so powerful, even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes.”

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Toby and Michael use different counseling techniques on "The Office."

Life hasn’t been a bowl of cherries for Toby Flenderson.

First, there’s the unfortunate name.

Secondly, there’s the failed marriage.

Third, there’s the unrequited love for Pam.

Lastly, there’s the boss who, quite simply, hates his guts.

Yet, Dunder Mifflin’s human resources representative continues to plug away, going to work each day, where he has to deal with the woman he loves as well as the man who loathes him.

The question is, why does he put up with the pain and aggravation when he could have stayed on the beach in Costa Rica?

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Dwight Schrute continues to show he's one of a kind on "The Office" season premiere.

Did the seventh season of The Office get off to a hilarious start?

To quote Human Beinz: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no—”

Well, uh, you get the idea …

Though the episode was shocking at times (Erin and Gabe? WHAT?!) and mildly amusing at times (Andy fantasizing about an outback whale violently killing the man who stole his girlfriend), we got more of Jim and Pam trying to get under the Schrutemeister’s skin.

Been there, done that for oh, about six seasons now …

As for the opening “Nobody But Me” singalong, it was tiresome seconds in and paled in comparison to last year’s “Subtle Sexuality” webisode video. I gotta admit, though, that seeing Creed returning to his Grass Roots with the air guitar was sorta funny …

The main plot point of “Nepotismy” revolves around Michael hiring his nephew, Luke, as his personal assistant, aka coffee monkey and gofer. It was obvious that Gabe was going to get his in the end, although it was a little surprising that his punishment, doled out by Uncle Michael, came in the, um, well, end for the slacker … Read the full story

Dunder Mifflin employees wonder who spilled the beans about the danger of Sabre printers.

In looking back at what was an inconsistent sixth season of “The Office,” what else should we have expected from the show’s season finale?

As a mid-season episode, “Whistleblower” would have been better-than-average.  As a season capper, however, it came up just a little short.

The finale opens with Michael Scott reveling in his newfound celebrity stemming from his appearances on TV, the Internet and even Froggy 98.7, where he dismissed rumors that Sabre printers start fires.
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