Good news and bad news, Conan O’Brien fans.

The good news is that the long-rumored tour is definitely on. It will begin in Eugene, Ore. on April 12 and conclude in Atlanta on June 14. The tour includes two-date stints in Chicago and New York and a spot at Bonnaroo.

Now the bad news — he will not be playing in Florida. The closest Florida fans will get to seeing O’Brien will be his last show at Atlanta’s Fox Theatre.

According to E! Online, O’Brien is keeping expectations very low for what he’s calling The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour.

He tweeted this on his Twitter account, @conanobrien:

Hey Internet: I’m headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour. Go to http://TeamCoco.com for tix. I repeat: It’s half-assed.

It can’t be that half-assed — the tour’s presented by American Express.