Federal prosecutors have spent five weeks showing Rod Blagojevich spewed a river of profanity while lavishing money on his wardrobe and ducking his job as governor of Illinois. But will jurors believe he was a racketeer who schemed to sell or trade Barack Obama’s former U.S. Senate seat for personal gain?

The government plans to rest as early as Tuesday, after presenting a case based heavily on wiretaps in which jurors heard Blagojevich saying he wanted something in return for the seat.

“I’ve got this thing and it’s (expletive) golden — I’m just not giving it up for (expletive) nothing,” Blagojevich plainly says on one of the most-quoted tapes.

But once prosecutors finish, the ousted governor’s defense team is guaranteed to tell jurors that while Blagojevich may have had a vivid imagination, he wasn’t the bad guy prosecutors allege.

“The first thing they do is portray Blagojevich as the buffoon that he is,” says DePaul University law professor Leonard Cavise, who has been on hand for much of the testimony. “They say, look, he has a bad mouth, he has a loose mouth. He spent a lot of time thinking about things other than the state of Illinois. But he’s not a crook.”

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When I first read that comedian and writer Carol Leifer had written a memoir, I remember thinking "Yes! A book about a celebrity whose life story and body of work actually justify text longer than ‘And then I did something dumb, and then I was in a tabloid, and then I did something else dumb, and then I wrote this book.’ "

Leifer, after all, has one heck of a résumé — stand-up, writer for Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live and The Larry Sanders Show, frequent late night talk show guest and, coming soon, a stint as a would-be acolyte of The Donald on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice.

And then there’s her personal life, which, as you know, is where most stand-ups get their best stuff — divorced and having dated men for most of her life, she met and fell for a woman and renewed her commitment to Judaism with a Bat Mitzvah in her 40s, adopted a son with her partner, Lori, in her 50s, and became a vegan.

The funny/sad/moving/beautifully resonate result is When You Lie About Your Age, The Terrorists Win, which Leifer will talk about over cocktails and Greek munchies at an event Monday at Ouzo Blue in PGA Commons, sponsored by the Jewish Community Centers of the Palm Beaches.

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The new CBS reality series “Undercover Boss” will make its debut in one of the most coveted time slots on television — right after the Super Bowl.

The series follows corporate executives who slip anonymously into low-rung jobs in their companies. The first episode features the head of Waste Management as he cleans portable toilets and sifts through waste at a landfill.

The show will air on Sundays, replacing the drama “Three Rivers.”

The Super Bowl traditionally gets the biggest TV audience of the year, and the show following it benefits from people who keep their TV on.

The Super Bowl, which takes place Feb. 7, will air on CBS.

Six of the eight housemates on 'Jersey Shore', MTV's new reality series. (MTV)

TMZ.com reports that two sponsors of MTV’s attention-grabbing new reality show, Jersey Shore, have pulled their spots out of the program.

Joining Domino’s Pizza on the sidelines and away from Jersey Shore is American Family Insurance.

A Domino’s rep told TMZ simply: “The content of this particular program is not right for Domino’s Pizza.”

An MTV rep responded: “Jersey Shore may not be for every sponsor or advertiser and we understand that.”

The series has gained an amazing amount of attention, even before it premiered when its promos began showing on MTV. Italian-American groups and the Jersey Shore Convention and Visitors Bureau have both raised flags of protest about the show, which features eight young housemates from the Northeast who party, try to meet members of the opposite sex and occasionally work in a T-shirt shop.

One of the housemates, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentio, told MTV News: “It’s just watching a bunch of young kids interact with the cameras. Is there a dictionary definition of how Italian-Americans should be portrayed? I know I didn’t hold back and I’m not too worried about what people think. When I look in the mirror, I feel good.”

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