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The Galu tribe had a tough decision during their very first trip to tribal council – should they vote out Monica, who did really badly on a challenge, or Yasmin, who doesn’t really do…anything?
We’re still in the early phases where there are a lot of people I still can’t tell apart, because there are just too many of them. But it’s hard to exactly get into the “Survivor”‘s heads, because I’m watching this unfold lying on my tuccus in my air-conditioned living room with my cat, and they’re running around a hot rainy jungle chasing a chicken.
And when you find that the primary drama of your day involves running around a jungle chasing a chicken – and you are not a Samoan native but, like, an attorney from Topeka or something….well, you just have some problems I am never gonna have. So whatever decision you and your chicken-chasing little heart have to make to feel good about yourself, I’m behind. Bully for you. I’ma go refill my plate and watch you go to Tribal Council.
For what it’s worth, I agree with the decision to vote Yaz out, because she’s pretty annoying, used laziness as a strategy and seemed, at least through editing, to sit around waiting for other people to do stuff for her. Yet, she has had one positive effect, although she couldn’t have known it – having been on the wrong end of a racist, sexist tirade by FoaFoain Ben, she was the catalyst for his ouster.
Of course, the show’s editor and the Probstian voiceover want you to believe that Ben’s ouster had something to do with Evil Russell’s mastermind-ery, when it had more to do with Ben shutting the heck up. He really is the evil genius in the vein of The Brain from “Pinky and the Brain,” because he’s over there plotting to take over the world, and the rest of the world is like “Dude, look at the mouse in the lab.” I refuse to believe that idiot runs anything, and chose to believe that it’s just editorial strategery on behalf of a show who really needs to believe there’s a compelling plotline in there. Yawn. A lot.
Of course, the show’s editor and the Probstian voiceover want you to believe that Ben’s ouster had something to do with Evil Russell’s mastermind-ery, when it had more to do with Ben shutting the heck up. He really is the evil genius… because he’s over there plotting to take over the world, and the rest of the world is like “Dude, look at the mouse in the lab.”
Honey, Ben left that show a few episodes back. He not plotting nothing that gonna affect nobody. But you talkin bout, MissLeslie?
Maybe you get up offa yo tuccus, move yo body a bit to get the blood circulating and the brain thinkin’, and pick up a grammar tex’book and flip to the early chapter on pronouns. Looks like they don’t be keeping ladies on for their skin tone alone dese days so you gots to starts making some sense fo the show watchers.
And what up wiff Pinky + the Brain — is that on Saturday mornings? Any reviewers there old school? Writin to inform, not show off their cleverness wiff dey cleavage? Put em on please, or start making some sense
WHAT you talkin bout, MissLeslie?
Oh dear. I gots censored!
MissLeslie no like somebody telling her to get off her big tuccus and work her pronouns so they makes sense?
I repeat: Ben left the show a episode ago. So why you worrying ’bout his influence?
Of course, the show’s editor and the Probstian voiceover want you to believe that Ben’s ouster had something to do with Evil Russell’s mastermind-ery, when it had more to do with Ben shutting the heck up. He really is the evil genius
Who He, MissLeslie?
I know Ben left. I was talking about Russell, and how Yasmin, and what he said to her, were more responsible for Ben’s ouster than Russell was.
I don’t know who censored you, if anyone did – My tuccus and I aren’t even in the state. I’m on vacation, and haven’t logged on this thing until now. So if you were censored, Anony, it wasn’t me!
Have a great weekend!