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Tonight, we’re doing the rumba and the tango, two sexy, sexy dances that I’m predicting some will excel at and some will repel with. No guesses on who’s who!
There are two sets of scores tonight, one for technique and one for performance. It’s like figure skating…wonder if a certain figure skater’s going to excel this week?
We start with Erin, who is freaked out by the tango and by the prospect of Len messing with her about her footwork. Also, her back hurts. Oww. They’re dancing to “Sweet Dreams,” which is a very intense song with lots of opportunity to pop. It’s brilliant. The conscnsus with the judges is that she was trying really hard but that it didn’t quite work. 18 technical, 21 for performance. I’d have thought it would’ve been higher.
Evan: The aforementioned figure skater was on top last week, but he knows that when you’re on top of the leader board, you’re under the gun. He needn’t worry , because he’s very good. He’s an intense guy, with an intense dance, and some intense scores – 26 technical, 26 performance.
Niecy: She’s my favorite, but apparently not my DVRs. Right as she and Louis are about to rumba, the thing froze and wouldn’t unfreeze until after their performance. C-O-N-SPIRACY, y’all. Tell your friends. Her dance, which I caught at Rickey.org, is very pretty and emotional, dedicated to her late brother. Can I say that I adore Louis’ choreography. because it taps the heart of his partner? He did the same with Kelly Osbourne. He probably would have done semi-wonders with Kate. Dodged that bullet, didn’t you, Louis? I loved it but the judges didn’t. Even 18s.
Aiden: He’s shy and doubting himself. Edyta wants him to feel her up. I doubt she’s alone in that, considering that all the rabid soap fans that she’s making him dance shirtless in front of appear to be mentally marking him for cuts, like a butcher would. Couldn’t they have chosen a sexier song than “Live Like You’re Dying”? That didn’t do much for me. Nothing really happened. 15, Technical, 18 performance. Len is right – there was no flow to it. Oh well. We got to see him dance without his shirt, at least.
Nicole: Nicole is scared of the tango and says her goofiness with Derek is a detriment to the dance’s intensity. To ensure that intensity, she is wearing…a sheet? I like them, but I don’t love them. I don’t ever love them, actually. 25 technical, 25 artistic.
Jake: Speaking of people I don’t love…Jake and Chelsie were in the bottom two. He’s wearing a ” Trust your pro” T-shirt that’s a very nice gesture, since his control freak tendencies have made him a bear. He has ankle issues tonight but I thought it was better than usual although he did fall. Ouch. The judges aren’t that impressed – Carrie Ann says they aren’t connected. Technical, 19, Performance, 19. Wow. Not great.
Kate: Can my DVD freeze on this one? She’s no fun to watch and even though she is trying to be gracious of Tony and how he was stuck with this complete non-performer, she always disolves in whining. And it’s tiresome. “Every day there’s something huge…I check the papers to see what hell I’m gonna go through,” she wah-wahs. To this, Tony says “If you fail, he wins.”
Jiggawho?
Really? Tony? Are we really going there? Are we really validating her self-absorbed victim complex? I’m disappointed. Then again, maybe he thinks this is a good way to pull her out of her funk, by tapping into her motivating factor, which is her self-absorbed victim complex. I guess it’s better than last time. What’s better than suck? 14 out of 30 for technique, 18 for performance. Please, voters. Don’t fight it. Let them go. Bring them home. Bring them home. Bring them hooooome. Yes, I’m stealing from “Les Miz.” Make it happen.
Chad:. Yum. rumba. How can you dance with that thing on your hand, Cheryl? I gotta say that whatever is or is not happening with the two of them off the dance floor, their chemistry in rehearsal and in performance is smoking. And he need not worry about his hips today, because they’re working. I think he’s adorable, because he’s both physically hot and extremely charming. Scores? 21, 23. Not quite Nicole and Derek. But OK.
Pammy: “Drop dead sexy,” Bruno pronounces, and he’s right. She’s contagious, this one, because she’s having such an obviously great time, and she’s really into it. 23 out of 30, 24 out of 30. Good stuff.
I want Kate to go home, but I think it might be Jake. Either of them is fine with me. Just leave Niecy and Pammy be and I’ll be fine.
I hope Kate shows all of you how stupid you can be and makes it again in the run to win. I think you are all jealous of her because she is making it on her own. Now she has the X looking to take the kids away from her so he can get her money. The guy cant get a good job so why not go after her so he can use the money on some more sluts to keep him happy. Wake up and leave Kate alone and let her do her thing.
This is a dancing competition. Kate sucks at it. The only thing keeping her in the competition is the sympathy vote.
Please…this is a dancing competition. She “dances” like a wooden fence. She looks like fright night. I do not care about her personal life. This is not Dear Abby. Vote on her dancing skills (hah! or lack of) and let her go home. A lot of people will stop watching this show if she lasts much longer because if they wanted to watch a popularity contest they could turn to America’s Funniest Home Videos and still see Tom, and Kate could probably win the $100,000.
Haha Cathy please wake up and smell the horrid dancing!!! Terrible dancer, terrible woman.
Um…Cathy, wow! “I hope Kate shows all of you how stupid you can be…” Cathy, this column, the show, the world, even, isn’t about Kate Gosselin. She’s a media whore, and do you know how I can tell? Because she’s constantly sticking her horrendously-woven head in front of a camera. Just because she CAN’T DANCE and people KNOW she can’t dance, doesn’t mean that those of us who point out what is obvious to anyone with eyes (and anyone without a victim complex) are stupid. And for the record, she is an absentee mother. She could easily find a job that keeps her close to her home with her children. Plenty of women/parents do it every day. The issue is that she and her knucklehead ex have gotten used to the perks of fame at the cost of their children. They are nothing more than pimps.
Regardless of her poor parenting, she lacks talent, and that is the reason, above all others, she should leave.
Reese, you are just tipical, gossiper, read what you posted! Does that make you happy? Wow, you are worst than the person that you wrote about. Personal stuff should be Personal. What kind of life do you have, just stand in front of the mirror and judge your fatself. God don’t like ugly. Have respect for women, you don’t call a woman a whore? it’s her prorogative. you probably ain’t gettin none yourself… don’t hate
Dancing is positive energy, whether you know how or just want to learn, people that like music and dancing have happiness in their heart. WHEN HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEONE DANCING ANGRY? NEVER.. Reese how much do you dance? with that attitude i don’t think any man or woman would like to dance with you. ignorant….