Bye bye Weepy!

Tatiana’s gone! She’s gone! And as Hall and Oates would say, we gotta learn how to face it!

And I’ve realized that honestly, it’s not all that hard!

I’ve noticed that Ryan Seacrest is being even more of a jerk than he usually is at this point in the season, all the ratchet up the drama. He started creating fights between Simon, who is a judge with all the power and contestants who will never be seen or heard from again. And that’s mean and an unfair fight.

Also, I’m going to start withholding my love from Kara if she plays into this “Let’s all beat up on Simon because we don’t like being honest and like pretending that he’s evil and we’re nice and that when he’s honest about children needing help, he’s the biggest jackass in the world” thing.

Don’t do it. Don’t you want me to love you?

So our three contestants so far are Michael Sarver Jingleheimer Schmidt, Alexis Grace and Danny Gokey, who looks a lot like Robert Downey Jr. and, weirdly, my friend Sonali’s husband, whose name is also Danny. Odd.

I’m gonna miss Anoop, though. But you know who I won’t miss? TATIANA! And she proved that America’s decision was just by acting like it was all about her, and trying to cry on Danny’s moment. Get over yourself, Weepy.

Of course, they could bring her back as a wildcard, which I will blame on Seacrest, because, you know, why not?