It’s almost that time again.

No, not the start of school.

Dancing with the Stars is almost here! Yes, the ninth season is scheduled to start on Sept. 21. This morning the cast was revealed on Good Morning America.

Donny Osmond: Following in his sister Marie’s danceprints, adorable Donny attempts to prove if he’s still One Bad Apple. Let’s hope there are no horrid doll routines.

Macy Gray: Even if the funky R&B star doesn’t do well, at least we know her hair will be entertaining.

Melissa Joan Hart: The former Sabrina the Teenage Witch cutie recently made headlines by losing 42 pounds of baby fat weight. (She looked terrific on the cover of People.) Hoofing on Dancing is a fine way to keep it off.

Kathy Ireland: Hot models haven’t fared so well on Dancing. Something tells me Kathy won’t change that trend.

Mya: Ummm…ummm…ummm. Translation: Mya’s fine and I hope the sultry R&B star sticks around for a long time.

Mark Dacascos: Known mostly as “The Chairman” on Iron Chef America. He’s also a martial arts expert. Which means if the judges give him low scores, Mark can karate chop them to death. Kinky Bruno may like that, though.

Ashley Hamilton: Paris Hilton’s ex. Made a steamy sex video. Is George Hamilton’s kid. That’s his resume. In that order.

Michael Irvin: It wouldn’t be a true Dancing with the Stars without a former football player who also happens to be African-American. If Irvin’s feet move as fast as his mouth, the NFL Hall of Famer will go far.

Tom DeLay: The one-time House Majority Leader and my early pick to be the first star hoofer sent packing.

Natalie Coughlin: Who? Lemme check the press release. OK, Natalie is an Olympic swimming gold meadlist. There’s no water this time, though.

Joanna Krupa: Again…who? Lemme check the, oh, you know the rest. Joanna’s a Polish model/actress no one knows. That’s gonna change. Good career move, Joanna.

Debi Mazur: If this show was called Cursing with the Stars, Debi would win in a landslide. Her sky blue eyes always kinda freaked me out. What? I’m just sayin.

Kelly Osbourne: It’s been a few years since The Osbournes. Kelly was obviously suffering from reality TV withdrawal.

Aaron Carter: Has the teenybopper vote on lock.

Chuck Liddell: If Chuck can’t dance — and I’m guessing he can’t — put the beefy ultimate fighter in a steel cage with Mark Dacascos and let ‘em duke it out to the death. Wait…that show will be on Fox in the fall.

Louie Vitto: Another Who? Oh, he’s a professional snowboarder. OK. Guess that explains why he’s on the show.

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