Andy Bernard is one of the Dunder Mifflin sales staff members under the gun.

With the “talent” running roughshod on “The Office,” the Dunder Mifflin worker bees rose up and demanded fair treatment.

Instead, they got pastries.

With Sabre offering rich sale rewards, the sales staff’s bloodlust can only be sated by new leads.

Michael, upset over the staff’s smashing of his honey and jelly sandwich, isn’t giving the leads up, even after Phyllis’ chilling “Hand them over, numbnuts” threat.

Longing for the good ol’ days when staff made friends first, made sales second and made love third, “in no particular order,” Michael decides to teach his sales staff a lesson by giving the leads to non-salespeople.

This proved a revelation to me, as I know what the trio from accounting do, of course, but what Creed and Meredith do, well, I was a bit hazy on that one.

Through extensive research done on NBC.com and Wikipedia, I learned, to my surprise, that Creed is a “quality assurance representative.” Of course, that vague title kinda fits the mysterious Creed …

I also was mildly surprised to learn that Meredith and Kelly share the title of “customer service representative.”

Whatever the title, Phyllis is not impressed, saying “a lot of their work could be done from India.”

Am I the only one who misses the sweet, innocent, grandmotherly Phyllis? She gets married, shows an affinity for having, um, relations in public, and now she’s a bluetooth-wearing, boss-threatening you-know-what on wheels.

I blame Bob Vance of Bob Vance Refrigeration.

Michael offers clues that lead to the leads, including “If you want to find leads, go to the man who never breeds,” which leads to Dwight’s chokehold on Kevin that would make Homer proud.

Michael stashes the leads in the Dumpster, on, of course, trash day, leading him to a trip to the city dump with Dwight.

Dwight can’t hide his animosity toward his former mentor, saying he “hitched his wagon to a horse with no legs.”

Michael, meanwhile, laments all the nights spent watching karate movies when he could have been out scouring local bars for the woman he would one day marry.

Their frustration with each other escalates into a trash fight that only ends after Michael spills water (at least I hope it was water) from a sink onto himself.

Back at the office, the sales staff agrees to give the rest of the staff 2 percent of their commissions … and pastries!

After realizing they would be happy with the baked goods alone, the 2 percent offer vanishes, which even brings a smile to Stanley’s face.

Michael and Dwight also come to an agreement on a peace offering in the form of  a purple beanbag chair, which makes perfect sense in their worlds.

Another average episode in what has been a middling season for “The Office.” Except for the big two episodes of The Wedding and The Birth, the rest of the season has been pedestrian at best, forgotten minutes after viewing.

It wasn’t a complete waste, however. I did learn Creed and Meredith’s job titles, although what exactly they do on a daily basis, we probably will never learn.